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POPPA HOWARD QUESTIONS RAINWATER FOR DRINKING

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TO DRINK RAINWATER (HEALTHY, HARMFUL OR  NEITHER?)

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I have heard and read so many convincing arguments both for and against drinking rainwater that I am left utterly confused. However, after you have read the following, you can decide for yourself.  Notwithstanding this, Nature’s cycle of events that finalize in a Rain Water Catchment Tub are absolutely fascinating as you will see from this write-up.

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Firstly, to digress from rainwater itself  (but you will see why in just a minute) ,,,, The human body desperately needs ORGANIC SULPHER to survive. Please Note, very very very carefully indeed: ORGANIC, NOT MINED SULPHUR.  ORGANIC originates from fruits and vegetables, but there is not nearly enough in these items to sustain a healthy body. Let’s see how this gets into the fruit and veg’ in the first place ,,,,,  It is quite an amazing and fascinating story  ,,,,  

 

1: Algae and Plankton in oceans absorb large quantities of ORGANIC SULPHUR from the sea-water and convert this into simple organic compounds.

 

2; When Algy ’and ‘Planky’ die, these organic compounds that were originally absorbed into them during their lifetime decompose and are broken down into a substance called ‘DI-METHYL-SULPHIDE’ (abbreviated  “DMS”).

 

3: As DMS is extremely fine and light-weight, it is easily carried up with evaporation into the atmosphere. As the oceans cover three-quarters of the earth’s surface area (137 million square miles to be exact), this is a heck of a lot of water for DMS to do its little tricks in!

 

4: Under the influence of Ultraviolet Light and Ozone, the DMS (now in the atmosphere, remember) is oxidized into a sulphur compound called DI-METHYL-SULPH-OXIDE (abbreviated to “DMSO”) and also an organically-bonded-sulphur compound called METHYL-SULPHONYL-METHANE (abbreviated “MSM).

 

5: The molecules of  DMSO and MSM  are extremely small and are thus very soluble, which means that they are quickly absorbed by atmospheric water that eventually forms rain-clouds. The water in these, now enriched with DMSO and MSM, eventually falls back to the earth as rain water..    

 

6: All nature readily absorbs DMSO and MSM because, as already pointed out, the molecules are extremely small.  So rejoice if you get a good soaking in a shower of rain, as this would give your skin an excellent opportunity to get a free rich dose of DMSO and MSM that are much needed for good health. It follows, therefore, that added to bathwater this makes it extremely healthy!

 

 

 

7: Also, by the same token, rainwater is EXCEEDINGLY healthy to drink,

as one’s internal organs, virtually starved of  DMSO and MSM, are presented with a feast a hundred times richer than that provided in fruits and vegetables. You are getting it AT SOURCE!

 

8: Normally fruit and vegetables give us a very meager supply of the much needed Organic  Sulphur in the form of  DMSO and MSM because of the latter’s  tortuous journey then into the fruit and veg’ via their roots). This is not nearly enough to sustain a healthy body.

 

9: Mined Sulphur is often recommended by so called  “Medical ‘Experts” (ha ha!!) as a solution for the lack of sulphur in the body, BUT THIS HAS A  ‘BIO-AVAILABILITY’ of about only 1% to 2% and, it can also cause allergies such as skin rashes, asthma and can also cause a lot of other  damage to health!    On the other hand, however, harmless DMSO and MSM  (as contained in rainwater) has a  bio-availability of 100%  and the human body is starving for it. This is a very strong argument indeed for drinking rain Water!

 

10: In Pharmacies and Health Shops, tablets called ”REAL-MSM” (Trade Name = “RealMSM”) are sold and these are made from natural organically-bonded-sulphur (i.e. DMSO and MSM). They are, therefore, nearly 100 times more efficient than the other (recommended but useless and dangerous) tablets containing mined sulphur.   ALSO, THEY HAVE NO HARMFUL SIDE EFFECTS WHATSOEVER,  AND ARE  NON-ADDICTIVE LIKE A LOT OF ‘DRUG-ORIENTATED’ MEDICINES.

 

11; “RealMSM” tablets are made by a firm called “THRESHhold SA Natural Products (Pty) Ltd”.,  P.O. Box 2,  Botha’s Hill, 3660 in Natal, and are obtainable at any “Dis-Chem” Pharmacy. The cost in 2006 was R104.99 for 120 tablets which works out at less than 88 cents per tablet (which are far cheaper than a lot of  ‘Health-Tablets’). 

 

12: Summary:  Taking ‘RealMSM’ regularly should form part of one’s daily ‘Tablets Regimen’. It certainly will not do any harm, and could make a world of difference to one’s health.

Drinking rainwater (after it being suitably filtered and boiled ) could also be very beneficial.

 

13: Negative conclusions as regards Rainwater

 I passed on the above writings to my Brother in Law, Allan Barton , in the U.K. (once a Chemist at I.C.I.) and he commented as follows:-

(a) The reading is very impressive, and it might have worked a few hundred years ago.

(b)  However, nowadays, with all the contamination in the atmosphere  (“Acid Rain” etc:), he feels this might cancel out any real benefits.

(c)  He said that such contamination might arise from chemicals such as  SULPHUR- DIOXIDE,  SULPHUR-TRIOXIDE, NITROGEN OXIDES, CARBON- DIOXIDE and similar Ozone destroying chemicals.

 

14: Positive Conclusions  and  Observations

Arising from Allan’s comments I therefore “went back to the Drawing Board” and came up with the following:-

 

(a) Such contamination of the atmosphere may not exist or be quite so pronounced in South Africa where (‘pure’) rain clouds come in from either the Indian or the Atlantic oceans. Once they are here , over the land, THERE IS NOT AS MUCH INDUSTRIAL ACTIVITY TO PRODUCE CONTAMINATION OF THE ATMOSPHERE AS THERE IS IN ENGLAND. REMEMBER TOO, WE HAVE MILLIONS OF SQUARE KILOMETERS OF WIDE OPEN PURE UNCONTAMINATED BEAUTIFUL COUNTRYSIDE!

 

(b) From my own personal observations , I have noticed that, after a rainstorm, Egyptian Geese on my property prefer to drink from rain-water accumulated in ‘soily’ flower-beds rather than from my nice ornamental pond fed with ”Pure” (ha ha !!)   Tap-Water.

Conclusion:  They instinctively know which water is the healthier, although it looks less appetizing!). (Go to NATURE and study its ways !!!!)

 

(c ) For further advice I contacted a friend (Peter Jup) who retired to Port Alfred several years ago (as he used to work in a Medical Research Laboratory in Johannesburg).  He said “Good Heavens! ,,,  The tap- water here in Port Alfred, where I am, is putrid. It is so brackish it tastes awful.  So we collect rain-water in tubs and filter and boil it for all our drinking needs.  We have been doing this for years now, and we are all certainly none the worse for doing so”. (I haven’t seen any reports of the Population Register of Port Alfred dropping to zero!!!).

 

 

So, there you have it folks  ,,,  both FOR and AGAINST.  I leave you to make up our own minds. (To my mind, the “FOR’s” seem to have the leading edge!).    But a VERY important point that does arise from he foregoing, is the fact that you should give very serious consideration to taking “RealMSM” tablets daily in order to boost your apparently  too low intake of Natural Organic Sulphur.

 

 

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POPPA HOWARD REVEALS THAT BLACK IS WHITE !!

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POPPA HOWARD REVEALS THAT BLACK IS WHITE AND VICE VERSA

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1: INTRODUCTION
Someone once said to me sarcastically: “You are such a Smarty Pants, I bet you could even prove Black is White!!”

I said “Nothing to it!” , , , ,
(All my own ‘work’ , , , Not copied from anywhere, by the way).
So here it is, , , , , , ,

2: LIGHT WAVES
All light is made up of a combination of individual colours ranging from, Red to Violet. This is known as ‘The Colour Spectrum’ that has a Frequency of about of 500 Billion cycles per second (or 5 x 10 to the power of 14). Below Red is “INFRA-Red” that very soon turns into heat. Above Violet is “ULTRA-Violet” that has all sorts of strange Scientific uses.

3:HOW WE SEE COLOURS
When we say that something is “Red”, what actually happens is that when light strikes an object all its colours are absorbed into it EXCEPT THE RED FREQUENCY which is reflected to our eyes, , , and so we say “It is RED”, whereas, in actual fact, the object itself is every colour EXCEPT Red!! , , , Exactly the same thing with Blue, Green, Yellow and so on.

Can you guess where this might be heading???!!!

4: NOW WE COME TO BLACK AND WHITE
By the same token, when light strikes an object that we call “WHITE ”, what actually happens is that the object itself does not absorb ANY light waves at all, so they are ALL reflected into our eyes and we therefore see the object as WHITE. , , , But the object itself, absorbing NOTHING, is, therefore, BLACK , , , BUT WE SEE IT AS “WHITE”!!

5: CONVERSELY , , , , , ,
The reverse, of course, applies to us seeing what we call a BLACK object. In this case, when light strikes an object we call “BLACK”, what actually happens is that the object itself absorbs ALL the light waves, so that NONE AT ALL are reflected into our eyes and we therefore see the object as BLACK. . , , But the object itself, absorbing ALL THE LIGHT WAVES is, therefore, WHITE. . . BUT WE SEE IT AS “BLACK”!!

6: POSITIVE (OR RATHER ‘NEGATIVE’ ) PROOF OF ALL THIS !!
Here is positive proof of all this, , , You older folks, , , , do you remember the Celluloid Photographic Negatives ??? , , Well, on these, when held up to the light, ALL THE WHITE FACES, LEGS AND ARMS ETC: WERE BLACK!!, , , This was because NO white frequencies, having all being fully absorbed were reflected off the skin into the Camera Lens. (What more proof do you need??!!).

7: SUMMARY
So BLACK Folks are actually White, but we see them as Black, , , and WHITE Folks are actually Black but we see them as White. . . .WOW !!

Perhaps this is a ‘cementing together’ of all Black people and all White people, , , because I prove that WE ARE BOTH BLACK AND WHITE !!!

By the same token, Does the President of the U.S.A. live in “The BLACK House” ? , , , and should we rather all sing about “The BLACK Cliffs of Dover” ?, not forgetting “BLACK as the Riven Snow ”? and Cows that give us “BLACK Milk” ?!!!, , , , , Conversely, , , how about a piece of Coal being Pitch WHITE ?!! .. . . .(If you can’t answer these questions, don’t worry, you won’t get any WHITE Marks !!)

Quad Erat Demonstrandum !!! POPPA HOWARD /January 2013

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POPPA HOWARD REVEALS LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT SILK, THE MIRACLE HEALER!!

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POPPA HOWARD REVEALS LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT SILK
THE MIRACLE HEALER

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1: GO FOR SILK, , , THE MIRACLE HEALER
Did you know that your skin is the largest and most absorptive organ of your whole body. WHAT YOU PUT ON THE OUTSIDE GOES TO THE INSIDE!!!

2: The Amazing “SERATIA PEPTIDASS” Enzyme that is produced by the Silk Worm Larvae
“ SERATIA PEPTIDASS” also known as “SERRAPTASE” is an enzyme produced by the Silk Worm Larvae in order to eventually breakdown its cocoon walls to allow the mature moth to finally escape its prison.

The absorption is greatly enhanced if eaten. Unfortunately, however, stomach acid quickly destroys it, but modern medical techniques can be prevent this by enclosing it in a capsule that by-passes the stomach so that the intestines can then easily absorb it into the blood stream.

3: WHERE AERE CAPSULES OBTAINABLE ?
Capsules are obtainable from Health Shops.
As well as from Health Shops they can also be ordered on the Internet. (From Google Search “Arthritis and Silk Worms”).

4: SERRAPTASE’s Amazing Properties.
It has been recently discovered that this substance, when absorbed into the human bloodstream via the skin has amazing health producing benefits. Some of these are:, , The reduction of Arthritis, Inflammation, Heart and Lung Diseases, Colds and Flu, Colon Cleansing and Vascular Sclerosis.

5: Wear it not swallow it!!
Instead of becoming a slave to “pill-taking”, however, wearing silk and sleeping in silk is the next best thing. Apart from its delightful caressing luxurious feeling, it has lots of advantages.

For instance,

(a): Being so compactly woven it reduces the incidence of DUST MITES.

(b): It INDUCES SUPERIOR SLEEP.

(c):It contains HOMEOPATHIC PROPERTIES that are beneficial to good health.

(d): It REDUCES VASCULAR SCLEROSIS, as mentioned above.

(e) Due to its amazing natural automatic thermo-regulating properties it therefore keeps you warm in winter and cool in summer!!

6: COLOURED SILKS
Note that when coloured silks are made, natural healthy dyes are used in order to preserve the silk’s amazingly healthy properties.

7: MANY SILK ITEMS ARE AVAILABLE
Many items are available in silk, such as Bed Sheets, Duvet Covers, Complete Duvets (with dried “vacated” cocoons used as their filling), Pillows, Underwear, Shirts, Dresses, Jackets, Suits, Cushions (you name it !!!!).

8: ETHICAL AND NON-ETHICAL SILK
A very little known fact is that there are two distinctly different methods of producing silk, namely the humane “Ethical Silk” method and the inhumane “Non-Ethical Silk” method .

With the humane “Ethical Silk” method, the producers stretch the cocoon, rather than unravel it, thereby respecting the life of the silkworm as there is then no need to first kill the worm in order to ensure that the silk strand is not broken.

On the other hand however, with the inhumane non-ethical method, the cocoons are boiled with the silkworm still alive before the moth emerges!. (YUK !!!) For one kilogram of inhumane ‘Non-Ethical ‘ silk, five thousand silkworms must die !!! , , , , , , , WOW and UGH !!!

9: THE ETHICAL SILK IS SLIGHTLY DISCOLOURED
Unfortunately the humane Ethical silk is slightly discoloured (and this very often ‘puts people off’).This discoloring is due to alkaline fluid secreted by the emerging moth.

10: ORIGIN OF THIS ARTICLE
All the foregoing is a very brief extract from an article that appeared in ‘The Odyssey’ Magazine’, dated April / May 2008.

11: BUY ALL KINDS OF SILK ITEMS ON THE INTERNET
To buy all kinds of silk items and accessories from DHARMA TRADING on the Internet, , , Type in Google Search: “ SILK ACCESSORIES, ITEMS” and open the first link “Silk Accessories, Items & Dyeables” (www.dharmatrading.com/html/eng/3004563-aa.shtml).

There are stacks of pictures, (an unbelievable selection!!) and you can fill a ‘Shopping Cart’ or click on ‘Send a Note’ or Telephone 800-542-5227.

12: SUMMARY
Wear and use PURE (NOT ARTIFICIAL) Silk whenever you can. Also, preferably, try and ascertain if it is ’ETHICAL SILK.

IF PUT INTO PRACTICE, IT WILL PRESERVE AND PROTECT YOR FUTURE HEALTH.

Too expensive??? Yes it certainly is, but deduct possible future Doctor and Hospital expenses !!!!!!

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POPPA HOWARD REVEALS WHY OUR PRAYERS ARE NOT ALWAYS ANSWERED

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POPPA HOWARD REVEALS WHY OUR PRAYERS
ARE NOT ALWAYS ANSWERED!!

Drastically revised 14 January 2013.
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1: INTRODUCTION
This is the most important document that I have ever written, and it will also be one of the most important documents that you are ever likely to read!! It will turn your life completely around, as it has done mine!!!

The following observations are not just “off the cuff” but are based on years and years of study of thousands of Books and Magazines (well, perhaps at least over half a dozen anyway !!) and hours of meditation on this dynamic subject.

My findings fall into the category of SIX MAIN SECTIONS that I believe fully answer this very puzzling question for everybody. If you adhere to these principles I am certain that all your future prayers will be answered (unless it is not in your own best interests, because God knows better otherwise!!).

This article is not only for the religious folk. So please don’t say “O, I am not the ‘Religious Type’ so this article is not for me” . , ,IT PACKS A POWERFUL PUNCH FOR EVERYONE !!

I have put my findings into Six Sections, namely:-x

SECTION 1: GOD DOS NOT LISTEN TO ACTUAL WORDS!!
SECTION 2: ELIMINATE ALL NEGATIVITY IN PRAYER AND IN DAILY LIFES.
SECTION 3: ARE WE TRAPPED BY UNIVERSAL NEGATIVE ‘BELIEFS’?
SECTION 4: UNDER-PIN YOUR PRAYERS WITH FEELINGS
SECTION 5:: ARE WE PLAYING OUR PART IN PRAYER?!!
SECTION 6: DO NOT TELL GOD HIS JOB !!

Off we go then, , , , , , but fasten your Seat-Belt, because this Article will surely change your whole life, whether or not you are of the ‘Religious Type’ !!!, , , , , ,

SECTION 1: GOD DOES NOT LISTEN TO YOUR ACTUAL WORDS.

2: GOD DOES NOT LISTEN TO YOUR ACTUAL WORDS
If God had to listen to the actual words in prayers, He would have to listen to words in millions of different languages. So what does He do ?, , He only ‘SEES’ the thoughts in our Sub-Conscious minds (i.e. The Right-hand ‘Creative’ side of our Brains). You have to say the words first of course in your Left Brain in order for your Right-Brain to know what picture to create that God will finally see.,. , , You get the idea??

3: AN EXAMPLE
Let’s consider for a moment what God actually “SEES” if you pray: :“O God please take away my “PAIN”., , , , But God only SEES your ‘Subconscious – Mind-Picture’ of “PAIN”, that it has created with your words, , , so He very graciously grants s it to you as you asked Him so nicely !!! Rather pray for “GOOOD HEALTH” and do NOT even mention the word “PAIN”

4: ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Here is another example, , “Please God let there be NO more WARS” In this case, God will only SEE “WARS” that you have vividly pictured in your Subconscious Brain and He will grant you this with His blessing!! .So rather pray for PEACE and do NOT even mention the word “WARS”.

5: GOD TAKES A WALK THROUGH YOUR PICTURE GALLERY!!
Here is a lovely little analogy, , , Imagine your Subconscious Right Brain is a Picture Gallery, and God is taking a walk through it, looking at your paintings. One of them is a very gruesome ‘War Scene’. This picture has just been created in your Right- Brain because you have just said the words ”O Lord please make all WARS to cease!” in your Left Brain. But there are no words written across the picture stating “all wars to cease”, So God, seeing this War Picture says “Certainly, my dear child, your prayer is answered, you can certainly have WARS if you so wish” (but He thinks to Himself “Personally, I think it is a daft idea!!”)., , Do you get my drift???

What a dismal Picture Gallery these pictures will all make for God to see AND GRANT US WITH HIS BLESSING !!!

6: “WANDERING THOUGHTS“ DURING A CHURCH SERVICE !!
By the same token, if the Minister in Church is praying beautiful, meaningful and powerful prayers for this or that, but your mind is wandering, because you are worrying about your motor car that is giving a lot of trouble at the moment. GOD WILL, THEREFORE, ONLY SEE YOUR MENTAL PICTURE OF A FAULTY MOTOR CAR, in your “Subconscious Picture Gallery”, and because all your thoughts are prayers, Bingo !!, , , God grants you a FAULTY MOTOR CAR with His blessing!!!

7: A GOOD SUMMARY IN ONE CRYPTIC SENTENCE!!
God gives us everything “IMAGIN – able” , , Not anything “SPOKE- able!”!!

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SECTION 2: ELIMINATE ALL NEGATIVITY

8: ELIMINATE ALL NEGATIVITY.
Following on from the above, here is something very hard to swallow and also achieve, ,, Both your Subconscious Mind AND God do NOT recognize NEGATIVE WORDS such as No, Not, Never, Remove or Prefixes such as Un- Anti–, etc: This is because both your Subconscious Mind and God ONLY DEAL IN PICTURES so you get the wrong outcome from what you actually intended and expected when you prayed using NEGATIVE Words!!

9: THE SOLUTION ?
The solution? , , , Only pray for POSITIVE and LOVELY THINGS such as ‘Love’ ‘Perfect Health’, ‘World Peace’, ‘Law and Order’ etc: When praying for someone who is ill, whatever you do, do NOT tell God that he or she is suffering from this or that illness. Apart from the fact that He knows this already, you will be picturing your friend’s suffering AND GOD WILL SEE THIS IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and will graciously give you what you have inadvertently asked for, namely ILLNESS. Rather pray that Mr. or Mrs.. XYZ will enjoy ‘PERFECT HEALTH”

10: AS ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ARE “PRAYERS” , , CARRY THE FOREGOING CONCEPTS INTO YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE
You must also carry all this into your everyday life, because ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ARE PRAYERS.. Watch out for the very common trap of using DOUBLE NEGATIVES. . For example, in answer to the greeting “How are you ? Never ever reply “I am not too bad thank you” , or “I cannot complain” (Typical answers, hey??!!). So, God says “O.K. I SEE your prayer, so I will certainly give you a lot of ‘bad’ and a lot to ‘complain’ of !! .

Being DISHONEST also falls into this everyday for everyone negative category, , so when you are not 100% honest in your speech and dealings YOU ARE ACTUALLY PRAYING TO BE PUNISHED AND YOUR PRAYER WILL BE ANSWERED !!, , , , WOW !!!!

(You are, however, allowed to knock off 2% , if, for instance, your wife asks you how you like her new dress !!!)

Paul, the brilliant Psychologist, sums this all up very positively in ‘The Divine Manufacturer’s Workshop Manual’ (Philippians chapS: 4 verse 8) :- “Whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just,, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report, if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, THINK ON THESE THINGS”, , , (the caps’ are mine). (King James Version).

All this is easier said than done of course, and requires a tremendous amount of Self Discipline, , , .But the effort MUST be made, nevertheless!!

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SECTION 3: UNIVERSAL NEGATIVE BELIEFS

11: ARE WE TRAPPED BY UNIVERSAL NEGATIVE BELIEVES?
Following on from the foregoing do NOT become trapped by unconditionally accepting UNIVERSAL NEGATIVE “BELIEFS”, as these are “SUBCONSCIOUS-PRAYER-PICTURES” and they will be surely granted! This requires exceptional personal Mental Discipline. But if you do not do this, then you are SUNK, as sure as the Titanic!! Here are some typical examples you MUST avoid saying OR EVEN THINKING at all costs , , , ,
“I always get a cold every winter!”
“My illness (or whatever) can’t be helped, it is hereditary!”
“I can NEVER find parking!”
“I’ have never won anything in my life!”
“I was born unlucky!”
“I have always been ‘Accident Prone’!”
“I NEVER get anything right the first time!”
“I am absolutely HOPELESS at Mental Arithmetic!”
“It ALWAYS rains when we go on holiday !!”
“Statistics show that not many people live over 85”
“Our Transport System is an absolute disaster”
‘Our Government is an Absolute Disaster!!”
“I do not deserve to be rich (happy) (lucky) (healthy) , , , , , , (whatever)!”
“I cannot help it, it runs in the Family!!”
“Mother-in Laws are all the same!!”
“This town is full of very unfriendly people” (And if you should move elsewhere, people will also be unfriendly there, sure as eggs!!).

And so on and so on ,,,,,,,,,, Do you recognize and say these, , , or, even worse still, believe in any of them??!!

12: NEGATIVE OPINIONS OF OTHERS
Talking about “Negativity” ,just listen to how people describe other people negatively. They give themselves away AND, MAYBE, SO DO YOU, because the way a person describes something is like a gigantic mirror of their (OR YOUR!) character.

THE HEARER IS BEING TOLD WITH ABSOLUTE CLARITY THE NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE POINTS OF THE SPEAKER !!!! “YOUR MOUTH IS THE MIRROR OF YOUR SOUL !! ”

In the following examples, the human characteristics are all identical but just see how each is described DEPENDING ON THE SPEAKERS OWN WEAK NEGATIVITY OR STRENGTH ==
1; What one person will call OUTGOING & FRIENDLY another will call BOSSY
2: What one person will call MERCIFUL another will call SPINELESS
3: What one person will call COURAGEOUS another will call HOT-HEADED
4: What one person will call LOVING another will call OVER-SEXED!
5: What one person will call HUGGING ME another will call MAULING and PAWING.
6: What one person will call CAUTIOUS another will call TIMID
7: What one person will call RESPECTFUL another will call SHY OR ”BOOT-LICKING”
8: What one person will call WELL INFORMED another will call “A FRIGHTFUL GOSSIP”
9: What one person will call KNOWLEDGEABLE another will call “A BIG KNOW-ALL”
10: What one person will call WELL SPOKEN another will call “A LAH DEE DAH!”

AND SO ON AND SO ON ,,,IT IS ALL A MATTER OF PERSONAL PERSPECTIVE.

In other words, a person despises the bad qualities in others that MIRRORS THE SAME WEAKNESSES IN THEMSELVES!! So listen (often with some inner amusement) at the way in which other people completely give themselves away in this manner!!!

But watch out folks!!! When someone “”Presses your Button” and you feel a sudden spurt of anger or acute resentment, or you suddenly take an instant dislike to that person, THIS IS A WARNING BLIP ON YOUR SCREEN, A “WAKE-UP CALL” !! because that person is actually MIRRORING one or more of your own bad qualities (that perhaps you did not even know you had!!!).

So do NOT ignore this warning signal, take time to relax and meditate HONESTLY. Try and remember when you first had such feelings in the past (maybe even going right back to childhood if need be). Maybe you were unjustly accused of something you did not do and you are carrying a lifetime of suppressed subconscious resentment and anger against the sort of person that has just spoken to you at the present time! If you do happen to find it, mentally forgive the originator and bless them, and thus release it.

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SECTION 4: UNDER-PIN OUR PRAYERS WITH FEELINGS

13: UNDER-PIN YOUR PRAYERS WITH YOUR FEELINGS
Your prayers must be always under-pinned with your FEELINGS . When praying for rain, for instance, in your mind, FEEL it beating on your face and body, hear in your mind the thunder and imagine the lightning and the torrents of water rushing along the gutters. This gives God a REALLY VIVID PAINTING to look at in your Gallery!! (and He will rush to tell His Angels to turn all the taps full on !!!)..

GREGG BRADEN a brilliant present day Spiritual Philosopher, has written a splendid book on this ‘Feelings Principle’ in prayer that he calls “THE ISAIAH EFFECT” (The above prayer for rain is just one example that he cites).

Do try and read Greg Braden’s books, they are all eye-openers. A lot of this article is taken from his books.

By the way, did you know that Isaiah was deformed? Yes ,he was, because ‘One eye’s higher’ than the other!!!’ , , , , , , (GOTCH-YA !!).
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SECTION 5: ARE WE PLAYINGY OUR PART IN PRAYER?

14: ARE WE PLAYING OUR PART IN RESPECT OF PRAYER ?
It is very often not enough to simply pray and then lean back, sitting on the side-lines just waiting for some wonderful miraculous ‘Divine Action’ to take place.. We are often given “Spiritual-Mental-Instructions” or “Spiritual Tips” in the form of “Inspirational Thoughts”,(often very repetitive, but ignored!!) or perhaps given in Dreams. WE must then CO-OPERATE order to CO-CREATE the practical answers to our prayers.

So look for “SIGNS” especially if a simple “Yes’ or ‘No’ is required to guide your future. (Lots of ‘Yes’s’ seen in Newspapers, Shop-Windows, on Television etc: As an example of this, when buying a new car recently ,I could not decide whether or not to get one with ‘Automatic’ or ‘Manual’ Gear-Change. (Everyone said that I must get the ‘Automatic’). So I prayed for guidance. As a result, I was (a): Drawn into a conversation about Organ MANUALS. (b) My eyes were drawn to a book on my desk entitled “Instruction MANUAL”, and finally (c)The Minister’s surname at Church that Sunday was EMANUEL. So I reckoned that these were enough ‘Signs’ and bought the Manual Gear Change without any further hesitation (Which has proved to be the right choice 100 times over!!!). “Just shear ’Coincidence of course” most people will say !!

Many think that their prayers have been ignored, whereas, in actual fact, the person themselves are actually the ones who are doing all the ignoring!!! .
So do not fall into this trap yourself!!

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SECTION 6: DO NOT TELL GOD HIS JOB!!

15: DO NOT TELL GOD HIS JOB !!!!
Another set-back in prayer is that we often outline HOW our prayers should be answered. We are virtually handing God a script instructing Him how to do His job!!!

I love one of Gregg Braden’s stories that illustrates this absolutely perfectly, , ,, namely, of a family that lived on the edge of a desert and they earnestly and continuously prayed for rain but without any result. Then a new family moved in, but they prayed that God would provide all their needs. Guess what , , , Oil was discovered on the property!!!, , , Need I say more??!!

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16: SUMMARY
So there you have it folks. , , ,I hope that my article may bring forth positive results when you pray in future (because if you can carry out its basic principles, it cannot do otherwise) , ., , ,and please, (an important message even to “non-Religious” folks) , , , DO watch your thoughts in everyday life, cutting out all negativity, because such thoughts are ACTAULLY PRAYERS THAT ARE ALWAYS ANSWERED, and these are the real prime causes of some of the very nasty situations for which you cannot account.

So, , , , go for it, , , GOOD PRAYING, , , AND GOOD EVERYDAY THINKING!!

P.S. Two other very good books by Gregg Braden are “Secrets of the Lost Mode of Prayer” and “The God Code” (not to be confused with the contentious “The Bible Code”) . The latter is a very convincing scientific proof of God in Man and all things.

17: TAILPIECE
If you don’t remember anything else from this article, PLEASE try and remember this one thing, namely , , , ,

ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ARE PRAYERS THAT WILL ALWAYS BE GRANTED IN WAYS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT LIKE, , , SO KEEP THEM ALL LOVELY, 100% HONEST AND PURE.

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POPPA HOWARD REVEALS THE GREAT DANGERS OF ANT-ACID INDIGESTION MEDICINE AND EXPLAINS THE BODY’S CORRECT ACID – ALKALINE RATIO

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THE DRAWBACK OF ANT-ACID MEDICINE

At any time, but mostly after eating and drinking all the ‘Wrong Stuff’ you may have a ‘burning sensation’ in your chest, so you immediately rush to the medicine cabinet and gulp down some Ant-Acid medicine.  This gives you temporary relief and you smile and say  “Ah! Wonderful Stuff this “XYZ” !!

But hang on a minute, let us see what actually happens , , , , ,  This will wipe the smile off your face!!! , , , , ,This medicine is actually a “Bomb” packed full of Alkaline which then proceeds to completely neutralize all your stomach acid that is actually causing you the pain. But listen, my friend , , , , this acid is vitally needed to break up the PROTEIN in the food you have just eaten so that it can be easily absorbed into your body to accomplish that for which our Creator intended.  So you have now actually destroyed this very valuable process. But even worse , , , , Acid kills harmful Bacteria that you swallowed with your food a moment ago. But where is this valuable Acid?  You have just killed it stone dead with your Ant-Acid medicine , ,  ,WOW !!!

Admittedly, too much acid is harmful, but this is automatically controlled by your body with the aid of the Liver that manufactures the greenish alkaline fluid  ‘Bile’ . This is  then stored ready for immediate use in the Gall Bladder when too much acid is ingested. Bile is also needed to break down the fat in the stomach. But the ADDITIONAL Alkaline (in the form of your ‘Medicine’) is a VERY harmful combination indeed, as now every atom of your valuable ‘Bacterial – Warrior – Acid ‘ is killed stone dead, and you end up far worse off in the long term. This is because subsequent illnesses can be caused by the ever so lively Bacteria you have now given full permission to invade your healthy body!   Of course, you never realize that your illness a few months into the future was initially caused months back when you took that Ant-Acid medicine!!!, , , ,  WOW !!!

But if you take away a child’s toy, you must give it a replacement or it will scream the house down!  In the case of the Ant-Acid Medicine, you must also give your ‘tummy-child’ a replacement “toy”. Here are a few suggestions:-

(a) APPLE CIDER VINEGAR which is a NATURAL remedy dating back 3,500 years.

(b) GRATED APPLE  which is left to oxidize in the surrounding air until it goes brown.

(c) .GINGER is a splendid stomach settler.

(d) ALOE VERA. This quickly soothes stomach irritation. As a bonus, it also speeds up the rate of healing of infectious wounds, burns and ulcers etc.

(e) FENUGREEK. This is also a FANTASTIC stomach healer, especially after a nasty bout of vomiting when you can’t “keep anything down”!!

(f): CARAWAY SEEDS (soaked in hot water and allowed to stand until cool) is a great stomach soother. It is ideal for colic in children.. It expels wind from the bowels too. Rather drink it hot for colds and ‘flu. The cherry on the top, of course, is that Caraway is pleasant to drink!

(The foregoing information is based on an article in ‘Personal and Finance’ of  December 2007).

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THE CORRECT ALKALINE TO ACID RATIO

Talking of Acid and Alkaline, the ideal ratio of Acid to Alkaline in the body SHOULD be 20% ACID to 80% ALKALINE.   This is seldom achieved by most people however, unless purposely strived for. At this ratio, the body will look after itself health-wise, repairing any damages and sustaining perfect health. This is because, at this Ratio, no Germ or Virus can possibly get a foothold.

Alkaline foods include Vegetables, Fruits, Herbs, Seeds, Nuts, and some Vegetable Oils. Note carefully, however, that some acidy tasting items ARE ACTUALLY FORMED INTO ALKALINE by the body itself, , ,  (Gosh!  Our Creator thinks of everything, not so??!!)

On the other hand, ACID forming foods include Meat, Sweets, Chocolate, Bread, Cakes, Fried Foods and some Dairy Products.  As regards the latter Dairy Products, why not rather eat your nourishing foods  FRESH ,,,,,,, without getting them “second hand  ”through a cow “!!!.

 

Incidentally, a little known fact about TOMATOES is that they are ‘Two-Faced’, , ,  because they can be either Acid OR Alkaline simply depending upon when and how they are eaten!!   Namely, if eaten at mealtimes with Carbohydrates  (Potatoes etc.) they are ACID, but if eaten by themselves in between meals (or without Carbohydrates with meals), they are ALKALINE  (There is term for this, but I can’t find it in the dictionary, , ,, but it is similar to someone being ‘Ambidextrous’  namely, being able to write with both hands.  .  Also, unless only very gently heated, tomatoes loose all their goodness. So rather eat them raw, whenever possible.

CONCLUSIONS

1: Stop taking Ant-acid Medicines, , , rather try the alternative suggestions.

2: Aim for the correct balance of 20% ACID to 80% ALKALINE for perfect health.

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POPPA HOWARD REVEALS WELL-KEPT-SECRET DUMB-BLOND JOKES

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Did you know that there is a secret organization called the S.O.D.B.J. namely,

,. the “Society Of Dumb Blond Jokes?”

In this Society, Sensible Blonds go out of their way to try and prove that Blonds are NOT dumb!!  In their records they have nearly 70 such jokes that need to be ‘squashed’.  But, after a lot of dangerous detective and under-cover work, I managed to obtain copies of these records and I reproduce them below.

I hope that you fully appreciate the very high risks that I had to take, solely for your enjoyment !!

Off we go then  , , , , , , ,

DUMBBLONDJOKES

1: Dumb Blond  “We must nip this thing in the butt”.

2: Dumb Blond  “I’m not going to be an escape ghost for anybody”

3: Dumb Blond  “My decapitated coffee is really something to die for”.

4:  “Lecturer: “Do you know your Shakespeare?”

Dumb Blond: “Gosh ! am I ? , , , , , I thought I was Betty  Smith”

5: Dumb Blond:  ”Why should I have to pay R255.00 for a book of free verse?”

6  Peggy “ Oh it was SO romantic, , , champagne, soft lights, Tchaikovsky in the background”

Dumb Blond Friend: “Who was ‘Chi Cow Skee’, a Chinaman?”

7:  Peggy “Was yours a marriage of convenience?”

Dumb Blond Friend “No, far too smelly, , ,we got married in a Church”

8: Dumb Blonde “I have shortened all my electrical cords in order to save electricity”.

9: Dumb Blond Secretary to a friend: “Recently my boss has been complaining about my punctuation, so I now try and get to work early”

10: Boss to Dumb Blond Secretary: “If you can’t get here on time I will just have to get another Secretary!!”

Dumb Blond Secretary: ”Do you think there will be enough room for both of us?”

11: Dumb Blond “ I couldn’t settle in Italy, it would be like living in a foreign country”.

12: A certain Dumb Blond I know would buy ANYTHING that is marked down. The other day she brought an Escalator !

13: Peggy, following a visit to a farm: “I did not see a single cow”

Dumb Blond Friend   “Did you perhaps see a married one”

14: Dumb Blond, watching an aeroplane: “What kind of aeroplane is that ?”                    Little Boy: ”That is a Mail Plane Auntie”                                                                                  Dumb Blond “Oh is it? , , , I always thought that those were its wheels”

15: Dumb Blond  “Do Pigeons walk ‘Man-Toed’ ?”

16: A Dumb Blond was in a store reading a magazine off a bookshelf when the manager came up to her and said ”This is not a Library you know” . “Oh” she said  “Splendid, , , , so I don’t have to talk softly then?”

17: Dumb Blond  “I do like Beethoven, especially his essays and poems”.

18: Peggy “Last week I took Johnny to see Dr Zhivago”

Dumb Blond Friend  “Why? , ,  , was  he sick?”

19: Peggy ”Are you attending the Cannes Film Festival this year?

Dumb Blond Friend  “It all depends where it is being held this year”

20: Dumb Blond “The Moon must be one of the most inhospitable places on earth”

21: Dumb Blond “ Is ‘Arms Control’ some kind of deodorant?”

22: Dumb Blond “ If I put another postage stamp on this letter it will only make it heavier so I will then have to put another stamp on it, which will make it even heavier, so I will then have to put another stamp on it which will, , ,”

Peggy: “ OH SHUT UP!!”.

23: A Dumb Blond made herself a FREE already printed Address Book as follows:  She simply got a free Telephone Directory and crossed out all the names that were not applicable

24: Peggy “A Country’s President is married to  ‘The First Lady’ “

Dumb Blond  “I wonder if she ever saw any dinosaurs”

25:  Customer in a modern record shop: “Do you have Handel’s Water Music”

Dumb Blond Assistant: “Is he on his own or with a band?”

26: Peggy “I saw Jane in a Beauty Parlour yesterday”

Betty “Wow!! ‘Eye-Sore Plain Jane’ in a Beauty Parlour!! Did it work?”

27: Dumb Blond  “Tell me Peggy, was it you or your brother that was killed during the war?”

28:  Peggy: “My Great-grandfather fell at Waterloo”

Dumb Blond Friend “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. On which platform was it ?”

29:  Peggy ”Why were you fired from the Bank?”

Dumb Blond “An old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over”

30: Peggy: “ Jane has a very plain face, certainly no Rembrandt”

Dumb Blond Friend: “ Yes I fully agree, certainly not a piece of left-over material that could be put to any good use”

31:  Peggy “Have you any concrete evidence of ghosts?”

Dumb Blond Friend  “No, I have never seen a ghost made of concrete”

32:  Peggy “Can I interest you in a night-cap?”

Dumb Blond Friend “No thanks Peggy, I prefer to sleep bare-headed”

33: Peggy “Life is like a cup of tea”

Dumb Blond Friend  “Yes please, milk, no sugar. What were you saying just now ?  ‘Life is , , , ,?’ ”

34: Peggy and her Dumb Blond Fried were watching a Funeral Procession.

Peggy “Who is dead?”

Dumb Blond Friend “The guy in the coffin, I suppose!”

35: Peggy to Dumb Blond Friend outside the room  “To open the door you must turn the knob on your side”

Dumb Blond  “But Peggy, my body hasn’t got a knob on its side!!”

36: ”Buy a raffle ticket for the Church for R5.00 ?”

Dumb Blond “What on earth would I do with a Church if I won it?”

37:  Beggar: ”Can you help me out?”

Dumb Blond “ Sure, , , which entrance did you come in by?”

38:  Man, waiting on the pavement: ““Call me a cab”

Dumb Blond:  “Okay, , , , , ‘You silly old Ford Eight“

39: Dumb Blond “ I save a fortune on batteries, , , I take them out of my doorbell then I simply check the door every 2 minutes”

40: Dumb Blond “I saw a large notice at the bottom of a shop escalator stating “Dogs must be carried”. But although I searched and searched everywhere, I couldn’t find one to carry!”

41:  Psychic: “God bless you”

:     Dumb Blond  “But I didn’t sneeze”

Psychic: “No, but you will do!!”

Dumb Blond to a fried a month later “Blow me down, she’s terrific! , , , Two weeks later, I really did sneeze!!”

42: Dumb Blond  “I have just thought of a fantastic way of getting instant boiling water. You simply put boiling water in the Deep Freeze then you just defrost it whenever you need some boiling water in future”

43: Dumb Blond: ”The cooking recipe states ‘separate two eggs’ so I put one in the lounge and one in the bedroom”.

44:  Dumb Blond: “The first time my husband asked me for an aspirin and a glass of water, I rang Mummy for the recipe”

45: Dumb Blonde: ”My new state of the arts microwave flashes ‘Enjoy what you have just taken out’, , , but how do I ‘enjoy’ my panties after drying them in it ? ”

46:  Dumb Blonde “The trouble with jogging is that the ice keeps jumping out of my glass”

47: Dumb Blond “I don’t want to die. I think that death is a grossly overrated past-time”.

48: Dumb Blond at the Gym: “Can you teach me to do the splits”

.Instructor: “That depends on how flexible you are

Dumb Blond  “How about Tuesday afternoons?”

49: Dumb Blond “ So there I was,  standing by the coffin in a Funeral Parlour and I was fingering the electric torch in my pocket, when this made me think, , ,  , Gosh, I wonder what happens if they have put him in the coffin the wrong way around!! “

50: Dumb Blond  “How long will this 24 hour strike last?”

51:Dumb Blond  “ Do you realize that there are people alive here in New York that are already dead in Tokyo?”

52: Blond: “They say that Genocide is fatal, even if you only drink a tiny little sip of it.”

53: Dumb Blond: “Does the House of Lords stand in its own grounds ?”

54: Dumb Blond in a Toy Shop “ Have you any Balloons?”

Shop Assistant “What size would you like Madam?”

Dumb Blond “ Oh, about 4 inches or so”

55: Dumb Blond in a Chemist “Have you any Tooth Paste please?”

Shop Assistant “What kind did you want Madam?”

Dumb Blond “The kind where you squeeze the tube and the paste comes out of a little hole at one end”

56: Dumb Blond “My Brother was a Tenant in a flat and he left it to join the Army, so they made him a ‘Left-Tenant’

57: Private Smith “I am dreading going back to the army again after this leave, because my Corporal is going to punish me for being late for my last parade”

His Dumb Blond Sister “Gosh !  ‘Corporal-Punishment’! Does this mean that you are going to be flogged”.

58:  Little Johnnie: “In Sunday School today we were taught how to fenugreek by bending our knees and crossing ourselves”

Dumb Blond Mother “No Darling, the word is ‘Circumflex’ ”

59: In Dumb Blond language, , , “I’ll meet you at  9- o – clock tomorrow morning” is just a figure of speech!!

60: Dumb Blond: “I am going to marry an Archaeologist because as I get older and older he will become more and more interested in me!”  (originally this was actually said by Agatha Christie about her second husband, , ,her first one having fallen in love with someone else!!)

61: Friend of Dumb Blond “So, you are getting married. Have you picked a date yet?”

Dumb Blonde: “I didn’t think you were allowed to bring a date long to your wedding”

62: Peggy: “My daughter died in hospital last week”

Dumb Blond Friend: “ Gosh, I’m sorry to hear that Peggy. Was she younger or older than you?”

63: Dumb Blond to friend: “My Doctor told me to start exercising slowly, so today I very slowly drove past the gym”.

64: Dumb Blonde: “My Doctor told me that I have ‘In Groin Toenails, but although I keep looking, I haven’t seen any growing out of my groin yet”

65: Tubby Dumb Blond: “I weigh myself every day, but I can’t see the Scale because my large tummy is in the way, , , . But this is a good thing, because now I don’t have to worry about my weight! , , , However, I must weigh only HALF  of what others of my size and shape weigh, because I only stand on ONE foot”

66: Dumb Blonde to Surgeon: “What kind of Surgeon are you?”

Surgeon: I am a Naval Surgeon”

Dumb Blonde: “ Gosh !   Do you operate on peoples belly buttons then?”

67: Then there was the Dumb Blonde that kept holding her watch up to her ear because on one occasion she was told that every second counts !!

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