POPPA HOWARD REVEALS THE TERRIBLE DANGER OF EATING PORK !
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Oh dear Oh dear!! , , , A lot of you are not going to like this one little bit, but it weighs heavily on my conscience and I feel that it must be said (Ooops I mean Typed”).
1: BIBLICAL INSTRUCTION AND SCIENCE.
Apart from the strict Biblical instruction never to eat Pork, there is actually a sound Scientific explanation for not eating Pork or any of it its by-products
2: THIS WILL KNOCK YOU FOR SIX !!!
I am now going to make a statement that will knock you into the middle of next week. Namely, , , , Pigs do not belong to our Universe!! Their electrical make-up is exactly OPPOSITE to all other living creatures (including humans of course). Where we all have Positive electrical charges, they have Negative and vice versa. Do not ask me how they ”sneaked in through the Back-Door”, , ,” Perhaps it was some sort of “Divine Experiment” But to consume Pork is like locking up a Fox in a Hen Coop then wondering why your Hen Population is depleted the next day!! But I will go into the actual nitty-gritty electrical explanation hereunder..
3: BLOOD PLATELETS.
The Scientific reasoning centers around little ‘thingies’ called “BLOOD-PLATELETS”. These tiny Platelets circulate continually through our bodies, carried along by our Blood Stream. (Easy so far,, , , Hey ?) .
4: THESE HAVE THREE ELECTRICAL ‘POLES’
Blood Platelets each have THREE electrical poles, namely
1: ONE central nucleus which is POSITIVELY charged (exactly like the Positive “Proton” in an Atom).
2: TWO electrical along- side poles that are BOTH NEGATIVELY charged (exactly like the negative “Electrons” that circulate around the central Proton in an Atom). , , , (Still O.K. so far ?).
5: THESE NEGATIVE PLATELETS KILL HARMFUL POSITIVE FREE RADICALS
As these Platelets circulate though every part of our bodies via our Blood Stream, these double-powered 2-Pole-Negative-outer-poles very easily pick up and neutralise harmful stray Positively Charged FREE RADICALS that do untold damage to our bodies if left to their own devices. As you may remember from your Science Class at school, unlike charges attract and like charges repel . In other words, these Platelets act like “Electrical Vacuum Cleaners” very efficiently cleaning up positively charged dangerous unwanted pollution. (Are you still with me?).
6: USED UP NEGATIVE ENERGY IS RECHARGED BY OUR PINIEAL GLAND
After all the Negative Energy has been used up in the Platelets by attacking the dangerous stray positively charged Free-Radicals you can imagine that the poor little things are now left uncharged, , , , , But not to worry, all our blood passes through our Pineal Gland where it is RECHARGED again, all ready for future use. (Still O.K.?)
7: NEGATIVELY CHARGED PLATELETS ARE USED TO STOP BLEEDING
In addition to this Vacuum Cleaning job, Platelets play an extremely important roll with regard to open wounds. When open wounds occur, the Platelets cause very rapid Blood–Clotting, thus quickly stemming the loss of blood from our bodies. (Ingenious! Hey What?!) (God must have a FANTASTIC Design Department working for Him!!)
8: PORK PLATELETS HOWEVER ARE POSI TIVELY CHARGED
PORK IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT as the electrical charges are the EXACT OPPOSITE, TO ALL OTHER CREATURES , , NAMELY, THEIR SINGLE POLE CENTRES ARE NEGATIVE AND THEIR TWO OUTER POLES ARE POSITIVE. (No! Sorry !! I don’t know WHY they were created like this, having Positive where there should be Negative). (Perhaps the Design Department imported them from a “Parallel Universe’ where the exact opposite electrical polarities to ours exist to see just how they would cope!!).
9: HOW THESE ‘PIGGY-PLATELETS’ CAN CAUSE UNTOLD DAMAGE
Can you now imagine what untold damage this is gong to do to our bodies if millions of ‘Reverse-Polarity ’Pork Platelets’ are ingested !!! For one thing, their double-charge outer poles, now being very strongly POSITIVE, will attack and destroy all our HEALTHY Negatively charged Platelets and they would totally ignore all the Harmful Free Radicals, now leaving those entirely free to give us diseases of all kinds!! :.
10: BLEEDING FROM WOUNDS WILL NO LONGER BE STOPPED
An even further deadly result will be that blood will no longer be able to clot at open wounds in order to prevent excessive loss of blood…I don’t suppose any survey has been done to see if NOSE BLEEDS are directly related to a recent meal of Bacon or Ham or Pork, which would of course completely cancel out the Clotting Ability of our ‘Good’ Platelets!.
11::BEWARE OF THE INVAIDING AND RAMPAGING PORK-KILLER-BLOOD’!!
Note that all the other trillions of cells in our bodies, forming the skin, bones, heart and all other body-organs would be susceptible to damage beyond repair due to the invading ‘Pork-Killer-Blood’!!
12: IF PORK IS SO DANGEROUS, WHY IS IT NOT BANNED?
So, why isn’t Pork banned? Because, you see, my dear, you just CANNOT ban certain things. It would be like banning Petrol or Sex !! (There is far too much ‘BIG-MONEY’ invested in Petrol, and if Sex were banned, the Human Race would come to a dead standstill !!).. .
For all the above reasons, I, personally, will NEVER EVER touch Pork in ANY shape or form WHATSOEVER, be it Roast Pork, Pork Chops, Pork Sausages, Gammon, Pig’s Trotters, Bacon or a Ham Sandwich. (So I find myself rather “Ham-strung” in this regard, , , Ha Ha!!)
I AM TERRIBLY SORRY IF I HAVE UPSET YOUR LIKING FOR A TASTY PIECE OF NICE CRISPY BACON, OR MOUTH-WATERING ROAST PORK WITH APPLE SAUCE, OR PORK CHOPS, OR PORK SAUSAGE AND MASHED POTATOES OR EVEN A JUICY HAM SANDWICH !!!!!).
13: BIBLICLAL EATING INSTRUCTIONS ARE NOT THOSE OF A FICKLE GOD!!
It is a big mistake to think that Biblical Laws were drawn up just to Show who is the ‘Big Boss, but simply based on just good old down to earth plain common sense, as in this ‘Pork Example’
Another very good Biblical example of this is God’s instruction in the Bible that anyone touching the Holy Arc of the Covenant would be struck down dead. Let us once again look at this instruction from a purely ‘ Scientific Viewpoint’ , , The Holy Arc was constructed of inter-leaved layers of wood and Gold Leaf. This would turn it into an enormously powerful Electrical Condenser! When carried across the desert, and buffeted by particles of sand, it would, therefore, develop a tremendously high electrostatic charge of millions of electrical volts.
All that God was saying therefore, was, that if you were stupid enough to touch a highly charged up Electrical Condenser, do not blame anybody else if you get yourself electrocuted!! This is just downright common sense, NOT, as I said earlier, a fickle law of a fickle God!!. You also get a similar result when you slither across a carpet in slippers, in dry weather, then touch a light switch. or slide across a leather car seat then touch a metal door handle. Extremely painful, not so? How many million times bigger would the Arc of the Covenant be compared to the size of your Carpet Slippers. .
14: THE EVEN GREATER DANGER OF EATING ‘RED’ BACON
Before it can be sold, BACON is soaked in SODIUM NITRATE (Not to be confused with Sodium Chloride, ‘NaCl’ which is Common Salt). If is was not done, then the bacon would be grey and tasteless.
The Medical Profession defines Sodium Nitrate as a “Potent Toxic Cancer-Causing Chemical Compound. According to extensive research into this by The University of Hawaii, this causes a whopping big 6,700% increase in the risk of PANCREATIC CANCER !! This in turn, leads directly to DIABETES, as well as the Cancer, as the Pancreas cannot now produce enough INSULIN to cope with the body’s excess sugar. It would then be virtually a race between Cancer and Diabetes to see which one you die of first!!!!
The USDA (namely, The United States Department of Agriculture which is responsible for keeping foods healthy) tried to ban the use Sodium Nitrate during the 1970’ s but without any success. Why did they fail? . Because, you see, my dear, as already mentioned, there are certain things that you JUST CANNOT EVER ban , , ,You might just as well try banning Petrol or Sex !! .
A lot of the foregoing is based extensively on U.S. Anderson’s very fine book “The Greatest Power in the Universe” (Pages 242 / 3).
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