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POPPA HOWARD QUESTIONS OUR DATE SYSTEM: OR,, ,HOW WAS JESUS BORN 4 YEARS BEFORE HE WAS BORN??!!

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POPPA HOWARD QUESTIONS OUR DATE SYSTEM, , , OR

“HOW WAS JESUS BORN 4 YEARS BEFORE  HE WAS BORN??!!”

Saved as: “Website-Our DATE SYSTEM.doc”       (UPDATED:  1 November  2011)

IMPORTANT  NOTE  ADDED:  1 November 2011

See in particular at the end hereof, how the Calendar was drastically corrected mathematically by Pope Gregory 13th in 1582.  So much so, in fact, that some people renamed it “The Gregorian Calendar”  (Researched with amazing in-depth efficiency by Researcher / Authoress Mikhael Ross).

  

1: INTRODUCTION AND PROPHESIED DATES

Our ‘DATE SYSTEM’ is “up the Creek without a Paddle”  as they say. It is full of inconsistencies and anomalies. At the least it is one year ‘out’ and, at the most, maybe as much as seven years out.!!!

Any dates given in “Prophesies” therefore are as reliable as those given by a drunken Gypsy Fortune Teller.

Also, according to our ‘Wonderful Calendar’,  Jesus was born in 4 B.C. (namely,  4 years before he was born!!)

How can I say all this?    Read on and weep my dears!!

2: THE JULIAN CALENDAR

Our current Calendar is  “The Julian Calendar”, so named after Julius Caesar who, under his orders in 47 B.C,  started our current Date System Ball rolling, although it was actually based on the comings and goings of his predecessor “AUGUSTUS CAESAR” . As mentioned above, however, the calendar, as we know it today, was changed drastically by POPE GREGORY 13th in 1582 and, because of this, some people prefer to call it  “The Gregorian Calendar”, not the “Julian Calendar”.

Let me explain, , ,  , ,

Up to the time of Julius Caesar, the Roman Calendar was based on the number of years dating from the founding of the Roman Empire.       Days were Solar in length (the same as we have today) but months were 29 days alternating with 32 days and there were no weeks !!

In 47 BC, Julius Caesar revised all this and called it  “The Julian Calendar“. This is the rough basis of our present calendar but it was subsequently altered from time to time, namely, by the Emperor Constantine who introduced our 7-day week, a Monk by the name of Dioysius Exiguus (553 A.D.) (as elaborated upon hereunder) and finally, quite drastically by Pope Gregory 13th.as late as 1582 as mentioned above.

 

3: ANOMALY  No:1  THE AUGUSTUS  4-YEAR MIX-UP

(a): Augustus Caesar actually reigned in full control of the Roman  Empire for FOUR YEARS before ====

(b): He was officially and Legally proclaimed Emperor.

Now comes the Anomaly, , ,. It could not be decided whether or not to make the starting date of the ‘New Calendar’ (a) or (b) above. Whichever is chosen will lead to an argument as to which one is correct , , , i.e. A FOUR-YEAR ERROR!!

4: ANOMALY No:2  A MONKEY STUCK  ON YET  ANOTHER YEAR !!

In the year 553 A.D. (i.e. over 500 years after the birth of Christ (plus or minus 4 years, , , see “3” above) a certain Scythian Monk by the name of DIONYSIUS EXIGUUS (already mentioned  in ”2: above) monkeyed around and insisted that YEAR ONE should be the actual year of Christ’s PHYSICAL BIRTH. How dare he do this, as this then had the effect of adding ONE EXTRA  YEAR to all future dates !!!  Namely, we all live ONE WHOLE YEAR AFTER OUR BIRTH before we get our ”ONE YEAR OLD” Certificate!!  Prior to this, our age is always stated as being so many MONTHS  old.

 

5: ANOMALY No:3  POPPA HOWARD’S MISSING TWO YEARS!!

If all ’Divine Prophesies” are based on Christ’s actual Physical Birth and not on man-made wishy-washy dates that change at the drop of a hat, then we can say that Christ was born on NOUGHT A.D / NOUGHT.B.C.

But if we say this THEN THERE IS OBVIOUSLY  A TWO YEAR GAP BETWEEN ONE A.D. AND ONE B.C.  This means that any Divine Prophesies  BEFORE the turn of the Century must have another TWO years stuck onto them to make them come right AFTER the turn of the Century..

I  have not come across this observation in any other writings so far, which is why I call it  “POPPA HOWARD;S MISSING TWO YEARS!!!”

 

6: THE DECEMBER 21 2012 PROPHESY  ALSO FALLS  FOUL OF THE MONK’S ONE YEAR AND POPPA’S  MISSING TWO YEARS 

Note very carefully that the Mayan “21 December 2012”  and other similar Ancient  Prophesies also cross the turn of the Century line and thus fall foul of the Monk’s additional ONE year and Poppa’s Missing TWO years (to say nothing of the initial FOUR year “Caesarian Birth” fiasco) !!!

So do not be surprised on the day following the date of some very powerful Ancient Prophesy to hear a lot of people say “What was all the fuss about?!”

 

7:  PROOF OF THE FOUR YEAR FIASCO  ( See Anomaly No: 1 above)
As confirmation of “The Four Year Fiasco”, a first-century Jewish Historian Josephus states that King Herod the Great died just a few days after a Lunar Eclipse visible from Jericho, after the Passover Season in March. This is further confirmed by Astronomers who give the information that a Lunar Eclipse did in fact occur on 13 March 4 BC.

NOTE ALSO:, , , , , , , ,

(a): Herod was alive and kicking when Jesus was born (evidenced by the Historical Fact of his   infant  boys slaughtering)

(b): Josephus the Historian states that Herod died about mid- March 4 BC

(confirmed by the date of the recorded Lunar eclipse, as already mentioned).

(c): Dionysius the Monk calculated independently that Jesus was born in 4 BC.

(d): It was recognised by the Early Christians that Jesus was a 4 year old boy when   the Julian Calendar was introduced.

(e): From Historical Records, the life of “Herod-the-not-so-Great” (ha ha!!) was only counted in weeks or even days following his orders to kill all the infant-boys of Bethlehem. This would appear to be evidence of God’s justice!!

(f): The Encyclopedia confirms that Herod the Great had all the infant boys of Bethlehem killed in order to try and destroy Jesus whose birth took place DURING THE LAST YEAR OF HIS REIGN , namely about 4 BC.  (The Capitals are mine)

 

8: IN CONCLUSION

What can I say??? , , , , , , , , ,

The turn of events in History, occasioned by the high jinks of many individuals, have given us the legacy of a “Dog’s Breakfast” of a Calendar in which the Dates therein are completely meaningless as far as any Prophecies are concerned!!   They could be “miles out”, , , even as much as SEVEN WHOLE YEARS OUT , namely 4 years (Augustus) plus 1 year (Monk) plus 2 years (Poppa Howard) equals SEVEN (if they were to run sequentially and not concurrently)

Let the facts speak for themselves!!

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 PERTINENT  INFORMATION  RESEARCHED  BY  AUTHORESS   Mikhael Ross

The “Gregorian Calendar” has its roots in Ancient Egypt 6,000 years ago.   This calendar was introduced by Pope Gregory XIII who lived from 1502 to 1585 and was created with the aid of Priest and Astronomer Christopher Clavius.

The New Calendar was instituted on October 4,  1582,  but 10 days were added, thus officially making the day following  October 4   not October 5  1582    but   October 15   1582 !!.    This was done in an attempt to cancel out all the accumulated mathematical errors in the Julian Calendar since 45 BC and stop these occurring again in the future.  As mentioned earlier, because of this, some people prefer to call it “ The Gregorian Calendar” whilst others still hang on to the original “Julian Calendar” title.

Not all Countries in Europe accepted the New Calendar. Some of the Countries that did comply were Spain, Portugal, Italy, Poland, France, and the present day Netherlands. The Catholic populations of Switzerland, and Germany followed suit a year later.   The Protestants, however, intensely opposed the New Calendar and stubbornly followed the faulty old Julian Calendar for more than another Century.  Great Britain and its Colonies also followed suit in 1752.  Greece only accepted the calendar as late as 1923 !!

In spite of the ingenious changes made to the Julian Calendar by Pope Gregory X!!!,  it still has just a few weaknesses,  but,  nevertheless,  it is now universally accepted  for all  ‘Business’ and ‘Civil Purposes’ over and above all other calendars.

Article Source: http://www.sooperarticles.com/news-society-articles/world-records-articles/brief-history-calendar-68454.html  (Copy this exactly and Paste it into the URL address strip in a Web Page­).

About  Researcher-Authoress Mikhael Ross.  

 Mikhael Ross, is a world traveler, and is a resident writer for “A GLOBAL WORLD”    (“aglobalworld”).   She has published several articles about calendars in  “aglobalworld”.   Apart from being a resident writer, she is also the Head Researcher for anything relating to an “aglobalworld”  main topic.

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POPPA HOWARD’S PUBLICATIONS INDEXED FOR QUICK REFERENCE

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POPPA HOWARD’S  PUBLICATIONS INDEXED FOR QUICK REFERENCE

Saved as “Website-ARTICLES INDEX.doc”              (Number References inverted 29/10/2011)

     

IN ORDER OF PUBLISHING  DATE

(Going  backwards from from the most recent)  

      

          PUBLISHED             ITEM  

22:   29-10-2011    Poppa Howard Questions our DATE SYSTEM

21:   27-10-2011    Poppa Howard’s Publications Indexed for Quick Referenceoward’s PUBLICATIONh

20:   23-10-2011    Poppa Howard Questions our Tap Water

19:   20-10-2011    Poppa Howard reveals last words spoken

18:   19-10-2011    Poppa Howard gives an alternative to DIARY PRODUCTS.

17:   17-10-2011    Poppa Howard exposes the extreme danger of PORK

16:   16-10-2011    Poppa Howard gives amazing tips on CELL PHONES

15:   13-10-2011    Poppa Howard instructs us to FOLLOW NATURE

14:   05-10-2011    Poppa Howard’s SUNDAY SCHOOL HOWLERS  and CHURCH JOKES

13:   03-10-2011    Poppa Howard tells how he helped start THE  RAND SHOW.

12:   30-09-2011    Poppa Howards humorous experiences as an ORGANIST

11:   19-09-2011    Poppa Howard reveals Sub Sub-Atomic (Spiritual) Particles.

10:   17-09-2011    Poppa Howard questions the MUSICAL SCALE !!

9:   16-09-2011    Poppa Howard’s HOME PAGE

8:   05-09-2011    Poppa Howard questions JUDGEMENT

7:   28-08-2011    Poppa Howard questions our misconception of GRAVITY and LEVITY

6:   02-08-2011    Poppa  Howard questions THE SPEED OF LIGHT

5:   25-07-2011    Poppa Howard questions the THEORY OF MAGNETISM.

4:   21-07-2011    Poppa Howard questions why FREE ELECTRICITY is throttled!!

3:  14-07-2011    Poppa Howard’s  WAITER JOKES

2:  13-07-2011    Poppa Howard questions the TRANSLATIONS  OF ANCIENT TEXTS.

1:  12-07-2011    Poppa Howard questions ASTROLOGY.

Introduction to POPPA HOWARD.

 

 

 

 

POPPA HOWARD QUESTIONS TAP WATER’S SERIOUS DANGERS

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DANGERS IN TAP-WATER AND THE IMPORTANT  FUNCTION  OF  IODINE

Poppa Howard questions the dangers in our Tap Water!!!

Saved as: “Website-TAP WATER DANGERS.doc”

1: INTRODUCTION

We do not realize the extreme dangers in our so-called ‘Purified Tap Water’, and I hope to prove this without any shadow of doubt in the following write-up.  Incidentally, it is based on UNDISPUTED SCIENTIFIC FACTS that can be checked from hundreds of other sources (Dictionaries, Chemistry Books, Encyclopaedias, Wikipedia   and so on). All I will do is to simply state these facts and you can then draw your on conclusions.

2: ATOMIC WEIGHTS OF THE CHEMICALS USED TO PURIFY TAP- WATER

Here is a list of the ATOMIC WEIGHTS of the Chemicals found in our Tap Water in order to purify it (ha ha !!!). 

 In  Ascending  order (namely, from lower to higher)  ===

FLUORINE  (Chemical symbol “F”)     =  18.90

CHLORINE  (Chemical symbol “Cl”)   =  35.45

BROMIDE  (Chemical symbol “Br”)    =   79.90

IODINE (Chemical symbol “I”)             =  126.70.

 There may be others, but these are the main ones.

These four chemicals are bound together with bonds stronger than those of the most hardened steel!!   Let me explain and give you one hell of a big headache!!!!

 

3: THE  CHEMICAL REACTION  BETWEEN THEM !!

By a Chemical Action called “HALOGEN REPLACEMENT” any chemical with a LOWER Atomic Weight will displace (i.e. DESTROY) ANY ONE WITH A HIGHER Atomic Weight,  BUT NEVER THE OTHER WAY AROUND. Thus, in the above list, Fluorine will ‘Destroy’ everything else  as it is a measly low 18.90.  Note that IODINE  THAT IS ABSOLUTELY VITAL to good health has a whopping big 126.70 Atomic Weight!!.

4: THE AMAZING WORK DONE BY YOUR THYROID GLAND

Now the joke  (or perhaps it is NOT so very funny) is the fact that IODINE is used by the THYROID GLAND to kill all the harmful germs in your body. Did you know that every drop of your blood passes through your Thyroid Gland EVERY 17 MINUTES and any germ in your Blood-Stream is “zapped “  as the blood passes through it. It is the bodies Gatekeeper. and Guardian. (Gosh,, ,  I did not know that!!)   But what if the poor old thing has not enough Iodine to do its job? (No prizes for this answer !!)  The chances of the Thyroid Gland not having enough Iodine are EXTREMELY HIGH, and just about EVERYBODY fall into this category. The FLUORINE AND ALSO CHLORINE (see above list) in Tap-Water attend to this EXTREMELY effectively!!  Also, so-Called “Water –Purifiers” that you can buy for all sorts of reasons use Chlorine as their main ingredient. Just look at Swimming Pool Chemicals, you can smell the Chorine a mile away (but then, of course, you do not drink this , , , not unless you are suddenly pushed into the pool !!)  In a recent study, CANCER risk is 93% higher with people drinking “Chlorinated Water’!!

5: NATURAL SOURCES OF IODINE

Natural sources of Iodine are found in  Fish, Carrots, Tomatoes, Spinach, Mushrooms, Lettuce, Onions, Soya-beans, Kelp (namely  Sea-Weed), and Cauliflower. In other words, most vegetables.  These natural sources are usually sufficient for our normal use (depending on our diet), but with Fluorine and Chlorine shoved into our Tap-Water this obviously now becomes a loosing battle.!!!

6: WHAT IS THE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM ? AND THE USE OF ‘CATALYSTS

So what on earth can we do about the matter????!!,,, , , , The solution is to regularly supplement your diet with Iodine Drops.. Note however, that the Iodine that you put on cuts (Chemical Symbol (“I”), cannot be absorbed for internal use,  so a CATALYST in the form of POTASSSIUM is added to it to form  ‘POTASSIUM IODIDE”. (Chemical Symbol “SSKI”).  (Poppa Howard’s Dictionary Definition of  a “Catalyst”=  Shoving  a Rocket t up its Back-Side).      POTASSIUM, by the way, is an EXTREMELY  POWERFUL Catalyst and is added to many chemicals to make them act extremely powerful and fast acting  (If you don’t believe me, try just one teeny-weeny sip of Potassium Cyanide!!).  Incidentally, go easy on normal SALT as this is a great destroyer of Iodine!!!  If you MUST tickle your taste buds with salt, rather buy IDONISED Sea Salt or HIMALYAN ROCK SALT. Incidentally, the latter also contains dozens of other natural beneficial Mineral Salts, is readily obtainable from any Health Shop, and is not all that expensive.

 

 7: DOSAGE OF POTASSIUM IODIDE DROPS

For years now, I have been taking 5 to 7 drops of Potassium Iodine (using a Syringe) added to my morning Drink, twice a week. I am in my mid-eighties and am still very much alive and kicking!!

 

8: IN A NUTSHELL

1:  Due to the chemical reaction of “HALOGEN REPLACEMENT”, , , the   FLUORINE and CHLORINE in Tap-Water completely destroys  IODINE . (FACT)

2:  The THYROID GLAND uses IODINE to kill off all Germs in your Blood-Stream. (FACT)

3:  As this can no longer be done, and there is insufficient Iodine in Natural Foods, we MUST supplement its loss with a regular intake of POTASSIUM IODIDE, (“SSKI”) or suffer the consequences (RATHER OBVIOUS).

 

 9: CONCLUSION

I mentioned right at the beginning, that I am simply stating FACTS and I will leave you to piece it all together and draw your own conclusions.

You can treat the Facts as a row of Cocoa Nuts, , ,  and then decide for yourself if you are going to knock them down or not!!

You may, of course, even copy my own habit of taking Potassium Iodide Drops twice a week., , , ,  For the sake of your future good health, I hope that you do !!!

 Over to you now Chums !!!!!

10: TAIL PIECE

Dr. Gary Null .Ph.D, the  author of  “The Fluoridation Fiasco” says that (and I quote):   “The Fluoride added to Drinking Water is toxic enough to be used as RAT POISON”, , , , , (WOW !!)

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POPPA HOWARD UNCOVERS SOME VERY LAST WORDS SPOKEN

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 HIS OR HER VERY LAST WORDS !!!

All with tongue in cheek, , ,  although some might very well be true !!!

1: “It’s quite safe,  it’s not loaded”

2: “Oh shut up. I have done this hundreds of times before without any problems”

3: “Of course I’ve remembered my parachute”

4:  “They say that extremely slippery ‘Black Frost’ on Road Surfaces is completely invisible”

5: “Yes, I had the brakes checked yesterday”

6: “Don’t worry, it’s quite alright; I am only going to sip it”

7: “Be careful, , , That knife is very sharp”

8: “So I’ll go ahead and simply tell him just exactly what I really think of him”

 9: Actor in Stage Wings: “Yes, I have got the imitation rubber knife for the suicide scene”

10: Pilot of a Sea-Plane to Control Tower “I am coming in to land on Runway 5”:

 11: “Yes, of course we have enough Life-Belts”

12: Don’t worry, I have driven in fog far thicker than this many times before”

13: “Yes, I of course I have taken my Heart Pills”

14: Visitor during a visit to the Bastille “I’m going to put my head in this old Guillotine just to see what it feels like”

15: “Yes, yes, ,  , of course we’ve got enough petrol to get there”.

16: “Don’t worry, I’ve climbed trees far higher than this one”

17:  Tight-Rope Walker: “And now Ladies and Gentlemen,  I will do the next daring stunt without a Safety Net”

18:  ” I’ will eat a big spoonful out of this old tin of fish just to prove that it is perfectly  O.K.”

19: Captain of the Titanic to First Officer: ”Don’t be so stupid,  it’s not an Ice-Berg, it’s only a big White Whale”

20: “Don’t worry, , You are quite safe under a tree in a Thunder Storm”

21: “Don’t worry, , Lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice”

22: During a Conjuring Show: “ I will now be thrown into this tank of water, tied in a sack, and  handcuffed in chains”

23: Visitor to a Cockpit of a 747 “What happens if I press this Red Button on your seat marked EJECT ?”

24: “Husband to Wife whilst visiting theGrand Canyon: “O.K. Darling,  I promise I won’t go too near the edge”

25: “You can walk if you like, but I am going up in this old lift”

26:  Pilot: “I’ll make this ruddy old Tiger Moth loop the loop, if it’s the last thing I do !!”

27: “I’ve been bitten so many times now, snakes can no longer harm me”

28: “No, the killer bull is in the next field”

29: “These Mine Fields were all cleared up years ago”

30: Cave Explorer shouting to his companion if he could still breathe down there: “YES”

31:  These old wooden staircases were certainly built to last”

32: African Explorer to his companion when they suddenly come across a remoteAfricanVillage: “Thank goodness cannibalism died out years ago”

33: Very Elderly Driver whilst her car is rapidly gathering speed going down a very steep hill: ”Oh dear,  now which one is the Brake Pedal”.

34: “I’m just looking up the barrel to make sure that it is quite clean”

35: “It’s perfectly safe, it’s only loaded it with blanks”

36: “Be careful!!,,,  That dam thing has a hair-trigger!”

37: “It’s quite safe, , , , the Safety Catch is on”

38: “ I choose Pistols”

39 “I believe they caught that Man-Eating Tiger which escaped this morning”

40: “These Mushrooms taste funny!!”

41: “I’ve lived in the Country on a Farm all my life. So don’t you think, by now,  I surely know the difference between a Mushroom and a Toadstool?!”

42: ” The Doctor warned me about this”

43: ”I think wearing a Safety Belt is a lot of Hog Wash!!”

44: “There are definitely Shark Nets in this Bay”

45:  Newspaper Reporter: “:How did that Helicopter crash?”    Control Tower Radio Operator: “The last we heard from it was a radio message saying ‘’It’s so blooming chilly up here I’m just going to switch off that darn big overhead fan”

46: Black Rhinos are O. K. , , , it’s the White ones that you must always watch out for”

47: “OOPS !!!”

 48: ”So sorry,  did I hurt you?”

49: Army Instructor: “These are only dummy practice grenades that I am about to demonstrate”

50: Army Instructor: “ This Hand Grenade is primed for 15 seconds, so I will count to 12 before I throw it“

51: Army Instructor: “ This Hand Grenade is quite safe as long as you hold down the Lever with your finger even if you pull out the pin”

52: Army Instructor demonstrating an Anti-Aircraft Gun to new recruits, , ,  , “If you look down the barrel, as I am doing now,  you will clearly see the spiraled grooves. These are to give the shells a twisting movement , , PRIVATE  SMITH, GET AWAY FROM THAT LEVER!!”.

53: Supervisor showing visitors around the Factory: “Don’t stand too near this machine. I once new a chap who did so, and was sucked into the fast moving gears, poor devil”

54: “In for a penny, in for a pound, , ,  I say let’s try it, anyway !!”

55:  Animal Trainer to Circus Tiger: “Hello my Silly Old Soft Cuddly Pussy Cat”

56:  “That ‘DANGER’ Notice is out- of- date a long time ago”

57:  Tommy whispers to his little Sister in the back seat of their car “Mummy drives so terribly slowly, I’ve smeared the Accelerator Pedal with some Super-Glue”

58:  Patient to Doctor:  “I get a terrible pain when I press just here”

59:  “Bugger off,  you  STUPID  IDIOT!!”

60:  “No, stupid!  It is the other electric cable that is carrying  20,000 volts”

61:  “Yes, I know, stupid ,  , , ,  ,but the Circuit Diagram definitely shows that this thick Red Wire is connected to that thick Black Wire”

62: “HELP!, , ,  HELP!, , ,, Throw me a Life-Belt somebody, , , I can’t swim”

 63: Voice from the sea: “Can anyone hear me, , , I  AM  DROWNING!!”

Voice from Ship’s Rail: ”That’s quite a coincidence isn’t it?, , ,  I am ‘DOWNING’,    namely, ’DROWNING’  without the letter “R”, , , We must certainly have a drink when you’ve finished your little swim”

64: During the bombing during the War :” Sounds as if that bloomin’ Jerry ‘Plane is right overhead!”

 

65:  Zoo Keeper: “Don’t worry, I have cut toe-nails on Tigers far bigger than this one”

                                

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POPPA HOWARD REVEALS FANTASTIC NEWS FOR FOLKS FORBIDDEN DAIRY PRODUCTS: NAMELY, RICE MILK

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POPPA  HOWARD REVEALS  FANTASTIC  NEWS  FOR  FOLKS  FORBIDDEN  DAIRY PRODUCTS:  NAMELY RICE MILK

Saved as “Website RICE and GOATS Milk.doc”

My heart bleeds for those unfortunates who are forbidden ‘Dairy Products’ by their Doctors, but take heart,  all is not lost, because I now have the PERFECT SOLUTION.  So you can go back to sloshing milk with gay abandon on your cereals and in your Coffee, or even enjoy a glass of milk for its own sake., , , How?, , , because, my dears, the answer lies in the fact of having milk ORIGINATING FROM  RICE  AND  NOT  FROM COWS.

Let’s look at a few facts, ,  ,

1:  Rice is far more Nutritious and Energy Giving than Milk (look how the ancient Chinese Laborers survived on just a handful of Rice a day!!).

2:  Cost-wise, a 750gm of Rice Milk Powder costs about R50 which is approximately    7 cupfuls which make 7 Litres of Milk. This works out at just over R7 per Litre which is comparable with the cost of  Cow’s Milk.

3:  Taste-wise there is hardly any difference. I once gave a friend of mine 2 glasses and he could not tell which one was the Cows Milk and which one was the Rice Milk!!

4:  Personally, I add Rice Milk to a very large glass of Green Tea morning and evening to which I add a heaped spoonful of Raw Honey. This makes a REALLY healthy and quite a tasty drink.

5:  Even if you are not forbidden Cows Milk by your Doctor, why not go for this far more nourishing milk and improve your health and prolong your life anyway??!!!

But on the other hand, what is the point of being more health? , ,  I once read of a young chap who was an out and out  ‘Health Fiend’  but he died due to alcohol in the end , , , ,   He was run over by a Beer Truck !!!

 

STOP PRESS!!

Since composing the above I have just discovered much to my chagrin whilst surfing the Internet that Rice Milk is actually made from oil extracted from SAFFLOWER  SEEDS.  (Just why some idiot came to call it ”RICE Milk” is a complete mystery!!)     However, this oil is just as healthy, so here, to set the record straight,  is a Copy / Paste extract from a Web-Site on the Health benefits of Safflower Seed Oil:-

 Safflower Seed  Oil has been a healthy alternative for more than 30 years.    High levels of Oleic Acid in the oil provide a stability that is more commonly seen in saturated or hydrogenated oils, as well as oils with added antioxidants.

The neutral flavour and odour allow for a wide range of food applications, including: spray oil for dried fruits, liquid flavour dispersant, seasoning, and nutritional supplements.  Safflower Seed Oil has also long been used in infant formulas.

Recent regulations impacting on trans-fatty acid consumption have led to Safflower Seed Oil increasingly being used in deep fat frying and roasting applications.

Nutritional research demonstrates that a diet with a high mono-unsaturate to poly-unsaturated ratio is an excellent way to reduce the risk of heart disease.

Mono-unsaturates have been shown to promote a far healthier ratio of HDL to LDL,  namely,  a good cholesterol to bad cholesterol ratio., , ,  (Memory Tip = A Healthy to Lousy ratio !!)

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NOW LET US LOOK VERY CAREFULLY AT GOATS MILK.

 Note that GOATS MILK is FAR healthier than Cows Milk.

Here are ten  reasons in support of this:-

 

1:   Goats Milk is far more suitable for Human Consumption because it is almost identical to Human Milk. , , , , (WOW !!!)

2:  The above is because the Proteins in Goat’s Milk are identical to the Proteins contained in Human Milk.

3:  The NUTRIENTS in Goat’s Milk are more readily accessible to the human body.

4:  Goats are not forced to give 10 times more milk for which their Creator designed them as in the case of the  ‘Profit Seeking Cows Milk Industry’ (Let us hope that the latter do not turn their greedy eyes towards the Goats!!)

5:  Because of all the foregoing, Goats Milk is far more digestible than Cows Milk

6 : Goats Milk is far less likely to contain ADDITIVES and similar “Messing About’ by the Processing Factories.

7:   Goats milk is NOT Allergenic

8.  Surveys prove that Children fed on Goats Milk are far healthier than those fed on Cows Milk.

9:  Its TASTE is not objectionable (In fact some people I have tricked into tasting Goats Milk could not tell the difference)..

10:  Used in Tea and Coffee in place of Cows Milk makes these FAR  more healthy.

and it is impossible to tell the difference.

 

 

COST-WISE??

Goats Milk is more expensive than Cows milk, but then look at the enormous health advantage it has, and what you could be saving in Doctor’s Bills !!!

WOOLWORTHS  have a very nice Goats Milk bearing their own label which sells at about R17.95 per Litre.

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A neighbour of mine has a Cousin who owns a Goat Farm near Port Elizabeth. Whenever she telephones, she can never resist asking  “AND HOW ARE THE KIDS?”

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POPPA HOWARD REVEALS THE TERRIBLE DANGER OF EATING PORK

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POPPA HOWARD REVEALS THE TERRIBLE DANGER OF EATING PORK !

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Oh dear Oh dear!! , , , A lot of you are not going to like this one little bit, but it weighs heavily on my conscience and I feel that it must be said  (Ooops I mean Typed”).

 

1: BIBLICAL INSTRUCTION AND SCIENCE.

Apart from the strict Biblical instruction never to eat Pork, there is actually a sound Scientific explanation for not eating Pork or any of it its by-products

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2: THIS WILL KNOCK YOU FOR SIX !!!

I am now going to make a statement that will knock you into the middle of next week.  Namely, , , , Pigs do not belong to our Universe!!  Their electrical  make-up is exactly OPPOSITE to all other living creatures (including humans of course).  Where we all have Positive electrical charges, they have Negative and vice versa.   Do not ask me how they ”sneaked in through the Back-Door”, , ,” Perhaps it was some sort of  “Divine Experiment”    But to consume Pork is like locking up a Fox in a Hen Coop then wondering why your Hen Population is depleted the next day!!  But I will go into the actual nitty-gritty electrical explanation hereunder..

 

3:  BLOOD PLATELETS.

The Scientific reasoning centers around little ‘thingies’ called “BLOOD-PLATELETS”.  These tiny Platelets circulate continually through our bodies, carried along by our Blood Stream.  (Easy so far,, , , Hey ?) .

 

4: THESE HAVE THREE ELECTRICAL ‘POLES’

Blood Platelets each have THREE electrical poles, namely

1:  ONE central nucleus which is POSITIVELY charged (exactly like the Positive “Proton” in an Atom).

2:  TWO electrical along- side poles that are BOTH NEGATIVELY charged (exactly like the negative “Electrons” that circulate around the central Proton in an Atom). , , ,  (Still O.K. so far ?).

5: THESE NEGATIVE PLATELETS KILL HARMFUL POSITIVE FREE RADICALS

As these Platelets circulate though every part of our bodies via our Blood Stream, these double-powered  2-Pole-Negative-outer-poles very easily pick up and neutralise harmful stray Positively Charged FREE RADICALS that do untold damage to our bodies if left to their own devices. As you may remember from your Science Class at school, unlike charges attract and like charges repel . In other words, these Platelets act like “Electrical Vacuum Cleaners” very efficiently cleaning up positively charged dangerous unwanted pollution. (Are you still with me?).

6: USED UP NEGATIVE ENERGY IS RECHARGED  BY OUR PINIEAL GLAND

After all the Negative Energy has been used up in the Platelets by attacking the dangerous stray positively charged Free-Radicals you can imagine that the poor little things are now left uncharged, , , , , But not to worry, all our blood passes through our Pineal Gland where it is RECHARGED again, all ready for future use. (Still O.K.?)

 

7:  NEGATIVELY CHARGED PLATELETS ARE USED TO STOP BLEEDING

In addition to this Vacuum Cleaning job, Platelets play an extremely important roll with regard to open wounds.  When open wounds occur, the Platelets cause very rapid BloodClotting, thus quickly stemming the loss of blood from our bodies. (Ingenious!  Hey What?!) (God must have a FANTASTIC Design Department working for Him!!)

 

 8: PORK PLATELETS  HOWEVER ARE  POSI TIVELY CHARGED

PORK IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT  as the electrical charges are the EXACT OPPOSITE, TO ALL OTHER CREATURES , ,  NAMELY, THEIR  SINGLE  POLE CENTRES ARE  NEGATIVE AND  THEIR  TWO OUTER POLES ARE POSITIVE.  (No!  Sorry !!   I don’t know WHY they were created like this, having Positive where there should be Negative).  (Perhaps the Design Department  imported them from a “Parallel Universe’ where the exact opposite electrical polarities to ours exist to see just  how they would cope!!).

9: HOW THESE  ‘PIGGY-PLATELETS’ CAN CAUSE UNTOLD DAMAGE

Can you now imagine what untold damage this is gong to do to our bodies if millions of ‘Reverse-Polarity ’Pork Platelets’ are ingested !!!   For one thing, their double-charge outer poles, now being very strongly POSITIVE,  will attack and destroy all our HEALTHY  Negatively charged  Platelets and they would totally ignore all the Harmful  Free  Radicals, now leaving those entirely free to give us diseases of all kinds!! :.

 

10: BLEEDING FROM WOUNDS WILL NO LONGER BE STOPPED

An even further deadly result will be that blood will no longer be able to clot at open wounds in order to prevent excessive loss of blood…I don’t suppose any survey has been done to see if NOSE BLEEDS  are directly  related to a recent meal of Bacon or Ham or Pork,  which would of course  completely cancel out the Clotting  Ability of our ‘Good’ Platelets!.

  

11::BEWARE OF THE INVAIDING AND RAMPAGING PORK-KILLER-BLOOD’!!

Note that all the other trillions of cells in our bodies, forming the skin, bones, heart and all other body-organs would be susceptible to damage beyond repair due to the invading ‘Pork-Killer-Blood’!!

 

 12: IF PORK IS SO DANGEROUS, WHY IS IT NOT BANNED?

So, why isn’t Pork banned?   Because, you see, my dear, you just CANNOT ban certain things. It would be like banning Petrol or Sex !! (There is far too much ‘BIG-MONEY’ invested in Petrol, and if Sex were banned, the Human Race would come to a dead standstill !!).. .

For all the above reasons, I,  personally, will NEVER  EVER touch Pork in ANY shape or form WHATSOEVER,  be it Roast Pork, Pork Chops, Pork Sausages, Gammon, Pig’s Trotters, Bacon or a Ham Sandwich. (So I find myself rather  “Ham-strung” in this regard, , , Ha Ha!!) 

 

I AM TERRIBLY SORRY  IF I HAVE UPSET  YOUR  LIKING  FOR  A  TASTY  PIECE  OF  NICE  CRISPY  BACON,   OR  MOUTH-WATERING ROAST PORK WITH APPLE SAUCE,  OR PORK CHOPS, OR PORK SAUSAGE AND MASHED POTATOES  OR EVEN  A JUICY  HAM  SANDWICH !!!!!).

 

13: BIBLICLAL EATING INSTRUCTIONS ARE NOT THOSE OF A FICKLE GOD!!

It is a big mistake to think that Biblical Laws were drawn up just to Show who is the ‘Big Boss, but simply based on just good old down to earth plain common sense, as in this ‘Pork Example’

Another very good Biblical example of this is God’s instruction in the Bible that anyone touching the Holy Arc of the Covenant would be struck down dead.  Let us once again look at this instruction from a purely ‘ Scientific Viewpoint’ ,  , The Holy Arc was constructed of inter-leaved layers of wood and Gold Leaf. This would turn it into an enormously powerful Electrical Condenser!  When carried across the desert, and buffeted by particles of sand, it would, therefore, develop a tremendously high electrostatic charge of millions of electrical volts.

All that God was saying therefore, was, that if you were stupid enough to touch a highly charged up Electrical Condenser, do not blame anybody else if you get yourself  electrocuted!!  This is just downright common sense, NOT, as I said earlier, a fickle law of a fickle God!!.  You also get a similar result when you slither across a carpet in slippers, in dry weather, then touch a light switch. or slide across a leather car seat then touch a metal door handle.  Extremely painful, not so?   How many million times bigger would the Arc of the Covenant be compared to the size of your Carpet Slippers. .

 

14: THE  EVEN GREATER DANGER OF EATING ‘RED’ BACON

Before it can be sold, BACON is soaked  in SODIUM  NITRATE  (Not to be confused with Sodium Chloride, ‘NaCl’ which is Common Salt).  If is was not done, then the bacon would be grey and tasteless.

The Medical Profession defines Sodium Nitrate as a “Potent Toxic Cancer-Causing Chemical Compound. According to extensive research into this by The University of Hawaii, this causes a whopping big 6,700% increase in the risk of  PANCREATIC  CANCER !!  This in turn, leads directly to DIABETES, as well as the Cancer, as the Pancreas cannot now produce enough INSULIN to cope with the body’s excess sugar. It would then be virtually a race between Cancer and Diabetes to see which one you die of first!!!!

The USDA (namely, The United States Department of Agriculture which is responsible for keeping foods healthy) tried to ban the use Sodium Nitrate during the 1970’ s but without any success. Why did they fail? . Because, you see, my dear, as already mentioned,  there are certain things that you JUST CANNOT EVER ban , , ,You might just as well try banning Petrol or Sex !!  .

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A lot of the foregoing is based extensively on U.S. Anderson’s very fine book “The Greatest  Power  in  the  Universe”   (Pages 242 / 3).

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POPPA HOWARD REVEALS SOME LITTLE KNOWN RED-HOT TIPS FOR CELL-PHONE USERS

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POPPA  HOWARD  REVEALS  SOME  LITTLE KNOWN  RED – HOT TIPS  FOR CELL PHONE USERS

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1:   LOCKED YOUR KEYS AND REMOTE IN THE CAR OR YOUR REMOTE BATTERY IS ’FLAT’ ?

Conventional Solution: You ‘phone a Locksmith or call your Wife on your Cell Phone and ask her to bring you the spare Remote.  Either way, this will cost you maybe hours of wasted time and expense!!

IMMEDIATE  Red Hot Solution::   Point  your Cell Phone at the Car Door handle and get your wife to press the spare Remote holding it near to her Cell Phone.(If you listen carefully you will hear the Door Handle say ”Hi Wifee, your old man is so stooopid isn’t  he?, , , But I suppose I will have to let him in”).

Incidentally, this still works even if you are hundreds of miles away from home!!.

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2: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET A CELL PHONE DISABLED IF STOLEN ?

If you could do this so that it would be completely useless EVEN IF THE SIM CARD WERETO BE CHNGED,  wouldn’t it be wonderful.?  It would stamp out Cell Phone theft completely as there would be absolutely  no point in such theft, not so ???

Red Hot Solution:    There is, however a successful solution, and that is to Key in the following:-  “ *#06#”

A 15-digit number will then be displayed. This is the Manufacturer’s Registration Number for that particular Phone. Keep it on you at all times and when given to your Service Provider the phone can then be disabled remotely for any further use.

IF EVERYBODY DID THIS, THERE WOULD BE NO POINT AT ALL IN STEALING CELL PHONES, , , SO PLEASE SPREAD THIS INFORMATION AROUND AS YOUR SHARE IN HELPINGTO STAMP OUT CRIME!!!. 

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3: RUN OUT OF BATTERY JUICE AND YOU DON’T HAVE A CHARGER HANDY Dos this sound familiar?!!

Red Hot Solution :  All NOKIA Cell Phones come with a hidden Reserve Emergency Power Supply. To activate this, key in  “ *3370# “ and the instrument will restart from this emergency  supply. It will get recharged when you charge in the normal way next time.  (Neat!!, , , Hey What?!).

Post Script: If you are not a NOKIA Cell Phone user, it might pay you to enquire

from “The’ Powers that be” if their Cell Phones have this feature (In our High-Tech’ World of today, I can’t see NOKIA being the ONLY one with this feature).

 

4: THE  MAGIG  112  NUMBER

Did you know that “112” is a World Wide Emergency Number and an Emergency Service can be contacted by keying in “112” , , ,  EVEN WHEN YOUR KEY-PAD IS LOCKED??!!    If you do this, nothing seems to happen and you think that you are perhaps wasting your time, then suddenly the screen lights up and the complete number is displayed, If you now press your green ‘Connect’ Button “Searching for Emergency” is displayed, then shortly after this, contact is made.

 

5: YOU ARE OUTSIDE YOUR  ‘COVERAGE AREA’ AND YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY

Red Hot Solution: Never fear, , “112” is near!!! Simply dial the World Wide Emergency Number for Cell Phones as stated above AND YOUR LOCATION WILL BE SEACHED  FOR ANY nearby  Network on which you can “Piggy-Back”.!!!

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6:  DANGER FROM  EXPLODING CELL PHONES!!            

         You can view pictures on the Internet where Cell Phones have actually  exploded and caused severe facial injury and even death !!!

CAUSES   In all cases it was established that the Cell Phones were in use during the act of being charged  It was also established that “PIRATE” replacement Batteries had been installed.

MORAL: NEVER,  NEVER, EVER be temped to buy cheap “Pirate” Batteries from “Flea Markets”‘ etc: ( they might even have their origin as “Factory Rejects”!!) .

As for using the Phone whilst it is charging, this may have only been incidental in the cases on the Internet,  but rather ‘Play  it Safe’ and remove the Electrical Lead before holding the Phone to your ear and mouth.

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6: AN URGENT WARNING FROM  VODACOM AND MTM.

If you receive a phone call on your Mobilefrom any person, saying that, he or she is a company engineer, or saying that they’re checking your mobile line, and you have to press # 90 or #09 or any other number. ,, ,  ,End the call immediately without pressing any numbers whatsoever.

This is a fraud whereby if you press the number stated your ‘SIM’ card can be accessed and calls  made at  your expense.

ALSO,, , ,  EVEN FAR WORSE, , , if you receive a phone call and  XALAN  is displayed  don’t answer the call, END THE CALL IMMEDIATELY.  , If you answer the call, your phone will be infected by a virus that will erase all information from both your SIM Card and your phone’s hardware.  This will then make your phone completely inoperative  AND YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY A NEW PHONE !!!

The foregoing information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia.  .

Forward this message to as many acquaintances as you can..

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